A jar of novelty candy. Sold by weight, and it is the gift as much as the sweets. Ships discreetly from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging, with nothing on the outside that says what is inside.
2lbs of Dick Candy in each jar.
My roommate nearly choked laughing when he opened the box and saw two full pounds of these things. The plain packaging was a nice touch, no hints on the outside at all. The candy itself is just standard sugary stuff, but the jar is the whole joke.
Bought this for my brother's birthday and the plain box had him completely confused until he opened it. Two pounds of candy is way more than I expected, so it's a gift and a stash. The look on his face was worth every penny.